Tag: bad ads
The new Shoulder Saddle
I’ve given up on caring about kids without helmets. They’re likely lost causes even if they survive their childhood – what with growing up with those parents as role models? Yup, their odds of actually becoming productive members of society […]
MiniSnark: Yet ANOTHER sign you shouldn’t own a horse
“Wanted: riding helmet and saddle We are fostering a horse and need an inexpensive riding helmet for a child and a saddle that can hold 2 riders. 319-232-####” What rescue allowed these people to foster a horse?! Assuming, of course, […]
Croup-a-licious
Next time you think your horse has a high croup, just remember this guy! The alt text on this pic lists a few other flaws… Ok, ok, I’m referring to the short neck, thick jowl, and pig eye (although that […]
Stop Feeding the Slaughterhouses!
“Big and leggy this little filly is already an eye catching althletic mover. Her unique color and blue grey eyes will make her a show stopper catch. She has smooth fluid movements and will be a pleasure to ride. Great […]
It’s Showtime!
*overenthusiastic jazz hands* I have a palmino gelding American saddle horse/Paso fina his name is *SHOW TIME*he classy and smooth u can drink while riding him he your American dream I want 900 for him but I will take 800 […]
braking,schooling and problem horses
And problem spelling. Hawt damn! This post title is brought to you by the letter C, for Crap. Because this ad is crap. “Do you want your horse braking or worked on? I have10years experience braking and schooling . I […]
Facebook and cencorship, go together like sarcasm and a gun
(3.8 points if you get the sarcasm and a gun reference ) Oh gosh, don’t you just hate it when someone sees you calling them out on being a nutter? On Facebook no less! There seems to be a theme […]
da dada daaaa THE THROTRON
The equine world’s version of “It’s a bird. It’s a plane! No, it’s …” Ready for it? It’s a Percheron! It’s a Thoroughbred! No, it’s a THROTRON! Dear Snarky Rider: I can’t take it anymore! I run through the local […]
Nope. No problems here.
Why yes, yes I do typically work my two year old colts into a full body sweat – eye balls included! No, no I don’t see anything wrong with working a horse so young that the saddle doesn’t even fit […]
It’s Time For a Theme!
And that theme is reckless child endangerment! Goes hand in hand with the post coming on Friday! Woohoo! Check out this blog post that was submitted to share from Horse Selling Hell. ——- “New Forest X Shire Gelding 15hh+ bay […]