Tag: Asshat Award
The new Shoulder Saddle
I’ve given up on caring about kids without helmets. They’re likely lost causes even if they survive their childhood – what with growing up with those parents as role models? Yup, their odds of actually becoming productive members of society […]
Pre-Two is the New Three Year Old!
This season, the hunters are wearing tan, the dressage boots are a few inches higher, the western pleasure riders are abandoning their bedazzlers and pre-two is the new three! Ya, ok, I have no idea if any of that is […]
Someone needs a new hobby…
…because if she continues with horses as her hobby someone who actually likes horses will likely hurt her. And she’d deserve it! Nothing in this video is acceptable. The “rider” shows a blatant and selfish disregard for the various animals […]
Hi! I’m an Idiot! Ask Me Why!
After viewing this video the first time there were a few things that popped into my head: -Round and round we go, where we stop, nobody knows! -That horse is going to have some very strong muscles on the under […]
Contraption Hell: Take the Risk Out of Grazing Your Horse!
Worried your horse might step on their lead rope while grazing? Of course you are! What responsible, caring horse owner isn’t? Well fear no more my friends! That’s right! No longer will you have to pay attention to those pesky […]
Stop Feeding the Slaughterhouses!
“Big and leggy this little filly is already an eye catching althletic mover. Her unique color and blue grey eyes will make her a show stopper catch. She has smooth fluid movements and will be a pleasure to ride. Great […]
How to find a quality trainer
When choosing a trainer for your young horse, you want to choose one who is focused ——– One who knows how to properly choose and fit equipment ———- A trainer who progresses your horse at an appropriate speed, keeps things […]
Die a slow, horrible death
I know there’s a ongoing debate, dividing the horse world between those that think 2 years old is an acceptable age to start a horse, and those that don’t, but I’m sure we can all agree THIS IS SO VERY, […]
Why advertise a 4 yo BLM mare to beginners?
Der! Because every. single. experienced. rider. KNOWS she ain’t worth $2300! “sweet 4 year old BLM registere mustang mare, Well my client that has her mustang mare in training with me would like to sell her, she would like to […]
Studly von Noballs (if only)
“4 year old tri-colored bay stallion.Dam is full TWH,Sire was half TWH.This stallion is NOT BROKE.He is gentle but NOT BROKE to ride.He has a halter on but has not been tied.He has not been on a trailer.I do not […]