There is nothing like spending a warm summer day with your favorite four legged friend, trotting through the trails, the wind in your hair, and when you go and put them in the crossties, you hear a slight moan from your horse as they lift their tails and just let it all out! You think for a moment, “Gosh darned horse, have you no modesty?!” You drag your feet to the pitchforks, and then shovel the gifts your horse so kindly left you!
Now that you have a full bucket of horse poop, what should you do with it?! You can spread it around your lawn for fertilizer, throw it at those pesky roosters that continuously wake you at 3am… (GET A CLOCK YOU COCK), throw it away in the city provided trashcans that involve paying a small fee to remove, or you can do what you do with your own poo (if you are a boy, because we all know girls do not poop!) and flush it down the loo!
Well this wonderful trendsetter thought it would be so awesome to just flush it down the toilet! Neighbors be damned! I mean who hasn’t been there on those cold rainy days where you flush the cat poop down the toilet because your bathroom smells of litterbox, and you are too darn lazy to put shoes on to lug it to the trashcans!? When you are like her and keep your horse in your house, I do not see the difference!
Wen I was a kid, I begged my mom to buy me a pony and when she said that we didn’t have room for him, I gladly stated I would share my bed… However, as a responsible(ish) adult, I know that I am a kicker and can no longer share a queen size bed with a 1200lb beast! I thought I wouldn’t get my security deposit back from all the poop he would leave in the house, but I found out that it doesn’t matter because I can now flush it down the toilet! Okay Red, grab your blanket and your rubber mats, it is time you learn about central heat!! I hope he doesn’t jump on the counter like the dog.
By: El Polo Loco