“Wanted: riding helmet and saddle
We are fostering a horse and need an inexpensive riding helmet for a child and a saddle that can hold 2 riders. 319-232-####”
What rescue allowed these people to foster a horse?! Assuming, of course, that they’re using the term in the common vernacular.
“a saddle that can hold 2 riders”?! Are you serious? Please someone tell me this is a joke! [Surely you can't be serious. I am serious and don't call me Shirley.]
The lovely reader who went this ad in also pointed out “You want a cheap helmet for your child?? You get what your pay for remember that when they are in the ER.”
And I think that about sums it up. That is a crapton of stupid in one little sentence. Congrats advertiser. Well done, you.