“Beautiful Black Horse: $25,000
Experience the ride of your life on these incredible black Horse. Unique equine with white extremities, exposed in two Spanish soap operas.”
EXPOSED IN TWO SPANISH SOAP OPERAS!!!! Was porn involved? Some time of Spanish horse porn? That’s what I think when I see “exposed”. I thought society wasn’t big into porn. I thought we were good little innocents, no sex til marriage, shun the heathens! No? Is porn cool now? (Oh thank gawd, I can stop hiding my collection!)
So for all you CLers out there, just throw your horse on a TV show and it’s value will go up tenfold! Plus, that’s the only information anyone needs to know about the horse! Which is great for you guys since you don’t typically include much anyways!
Once you go Telemundo you don’t need info-mundo.
You see kiddies, the lesson here is to get your horse to be the next Thunder, Lightning or Natural Disaster in whatever Zorro-like production is up and coming and people will be lining up to pay obscene amounts of money.
Craigslist: Fixed. Next: World hunger.
You’re welcome world.