“TWO NICE PAINT GELDINGS HAS BEEN USED ON RANCH ANY ONE CAN RIDE KIDSAFE HUBBY SAFE WILLING TO TRADE ONE FOR BOOB JOB AND THE OTHER FOR LIPO MUST BE LIC MD WITH CLEAN CLINIC PLEASE HELP THANK YOU”
Teresa shared this on my wall on Facebook just a few minutes ago so I rushed over to Snarky Rider to set up this post and get this going ASAP but now that I’m here, I have no idea what to write. I’m freakin’ flabbergasted! What (currently)licensed MD is going to trade a boob job and/or liposuction for two horses? I was under the distinct impression that MD’s made lots of money and could afford to buy a horse themselves, if they were so inclined. Now, I haven’t looked up the prices for either of these procedures but I assume they come with a hefty price tag and, well gosh, I have a tough time picturing these two horses as being worth significant amounts. I could be completely wrong! But given that they’re advertised on CL, with no info about the horses themselves, I’m inclined to believe the woman would be getting the better end of the deal! By far.
I’m ready to stop riding horses. I know! I’ll finally get those big boobs I always wanted but couldn’t get because they’d bounce around too damn much while riding! Hooray! Hmmm I’ve got two horses, maybe I can trade the other one to suck the fat from my ass! I’m going to be HAWT!
-It was at this point that her husband wished, for the first time ever, that they had a third horse so he could trade it in for plastic surgery on the wife’s face as well.
I’m going to hell for that last one.