“TWO NICE PAINT GELDINGS HAS BEEN USED ON RANCH ANY ONE CAN RIDE KIDSAFE HUBBY SAFE WILLING TO TRADE ONE FOR BOOB JOB AND THE OTHER FOR LIPO MUST BE LIC MD WITH CLEAN CLINIC PLEASE HELP THANK YOU”
Teresa shared this on my wall on Facebook just a few minutes ago so I rushed over to Snarky Rider to set up this post and get this going ASAP but now that I’m here, I have no idea what to write. I’m freakin’ flabbergasted! What (currently)licensed MD is going to trade a boob job and/or liposuction for two horses? I was under the distinct impression that MD’s made lots of money and could afford to buy a horse themselves, if they were so inclined. Now, I haven’t looked up the prices for either of these procedures but I assume they come with a hefty price tag and, well gosh, I have a tough time picturing these two horses as being worth significant amounts. I could be completely wrong! But given that they’re advertised on CL, with no info about the horses themselves, I’m inclined to believe the woman would be getting the better end of the deal! By far.
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I’m ready to stop riding horses. I know! I’ll finally get those big boobs I always wanted but couldn’t get because they’d bounce around too damn much while riding! Hooray! Hmmm I’ve got two horses, maybe I can trade the other one to suck the fat from my ass! I’m going to be HAWT!
-It was at this point that her husband wished, for the first time ever, that they had a third horse so he could trade it in for plastic surgery on the wife’s face as well.
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I’m going to hell for that last one.
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Unbelievable. Hey we’re all alowed to dream right? Some of us are just more delusional than others!
Would it be bad to say that I’d trade riding lessons for boob REDUCTION surgery?
Oi, people astound me.
Yeah, me too!
That horse owner needs liposucton to suck the fat out of her brain. Jeez.
That wouldn’t work as she only has marshmallow fluff in there.
BWAHAHAHA!
A+
Isnt this just a blessing in disguise? No horse wants a fatty with little boobs on their back! But big boobies make you off balance, trust me
So true! As if you’re sitting a trot…. very unpleasant if they’re sore. Also I’m frequently reminding myself to keep my shoulders back instead of leaning forward. Oof
*and if
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I… I think my brain just broke…
She could just clean her own stalls, eat less and cut out soda and I’m sure (from personal experience) that lipo would no longer be necessary.
But that’s worrrkkkkkk…. and gross and stuff.
Did it occur to her that she could get a two-for-one deal: suck the fat out of her butt with liposuction and use it to plump up her tits? I justify making fun of her b/c she was just asking for it by putting the ad up in CL.
I don’t know… I think she may be onto something here. Hey, if nothing else, it’s an attention grabber! As presumably the boobs will be too.
WOW!!! That is astounding. She may be trolling for a Dr. that has had his license yanked or suspended. Apparently, she hasnt taken into consideration that a Dr. who responds to a CL ad may also repair lawn mowers in his spare time.
OR…. he could attach a shop vac to her boobs and watch her ass disappear.
Seriously?? You’re sure this isn’t a troll? come on, it has to be a troll…