*overenthusiastic jazz hands*
I have a palmino gelding American saddle horse/Paso fina his name is *SHOW TIME*he classy and smooth u can drink while riding him he your American dream I want 900 for him but I will take 800 or obo ..he loves to ride with other horses he loves to take baths he has a real long mane and tail he walks threw water. And over hills he isn’t scared of cars…
Look! He wears boots!! How exciting!!
Riiiiiiiight. So Madelaine99 (who sent in the ad) and I went back and forth over email with a few comments about this ad already – we couldn’t resist! lol
Madelaine99: Oooohhhh… this Paso is soooo smooth “u can drink while riding him”!! I’m going to have to pass though, even though I won’t even have to put my drink down to haggle about dropping the price from $900 to $800, because he’s apparently only good with cars while going over hills. Where I want to ride him is very flat so that just won’t work.
DE: Is it wrong that I pictured him in a clawfoot tub, with bubbles, sipping wine when they said he likes to take baths?
Madelaine99: And then jumping out, putting on his leopard print dressing robe and announcing that “It’s SHOW TIME!!!!!! No really, my name is SHOW TIME. Yes, I hate my owners too.”
And then I couldn’t stop laughing because, in my head, the horse is some sort of lame, pimp-type creature too cheezeball to even be compared to Huggy Bear (although, technically I just did…).