I think I’m in love…
“Ok horse lovers, here is the deal…Ohana Rescue needs donations…so I have come up with an idea..it is called HIRE A BITCH FOR THE DAY. I will contact anyone that you want me to, and tell them exactly how you feel about them. I will not tell them who hired me unless of course you would want me too…I will be the bitch for you…all this for only $10.00 a day..
I will either contact them thru the mail, email, phone, or if in area, in person. This is not a joke. We have asked for donations in the past, and yes we do get them but very far and few in between, so I have been thinking of a different fund raiser idea, and this came to mind…you can pay thru my paypal acct. The horses need new shoes! ”
Cat fight, anyone? (photo from Wikipedia)
A reader sent this to me maybe a month ago. I have no idea if this is a gag or a legitimate ad. I mean, I love the concept, but who would use it? And for only $10? THAT’S A BARGAIN! lol I would charge a wee bit more, personally. But really, how much does $10 get you? Is it a quick barb, like this?
Or more of a detailed, point by point manifesto on the individual’s bitchery?
Somehow, after reading their website, I just get the feeling this is a gag. However, just in case it isn’t, I’ve contacted them to ask about it – never know when I’ll need me a Rent-a-Bitch (could happen, if my fingers are broken, jaw wired shut and I don’t have one of those computers that read eye movements).