I think I’m in love…
“Ok horse lovers, here is the deal…Ohana Rescue needs donations…so I have come up with an idea..it is called HIRE A BITCH FOR THE DAY. I will contact anyone that you want me to, and tell them exactly how you feel about them. I will not tell them who hired me unless of course you would want me too…I will be the bitch for you…all this for only $10.00 a day..
I will either contact them thru the mail, email, phone, or if in area, in person. This is not a joke. We have asked for donations in the past, and yes we do get them but very far and few in between, so I have been thinking of a different fund raiser idea, and this came to mind…you can pay thru my paypal acct. The horses need new shoes! 
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Cat fight, anyone? (photo from Wikipedia)
A reader sent this to me maybe a month ago. I have no idea if this is a gag or a legitimate ad. I mean, I love the concept, but who would use it? And for only $10? THAT’S A BARGAIN! lol I would charge a wee bit more, personally. But really, how much does $10 get you? Is it a quick barb, like this?
Or more of a detailed, point by point manifesto on the individual’s bitchery?
Somehow, after reading their website, I just get the feeling this is a gag. However, just in case it isn’t, I’ve contacted them to ask about it – never know when I’ll need me a Rent-a-Bitch (could happen, if my fingers are broken, jaw wired shut and I don’t have one of those computers that read eye movements).
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Whether it’s a gag or not, this is a brilliant idea! I’d donate to them just for coming up with it XD
What a riot that would be.. I would totally hire someone to do this for me. I am working on my passive-aggressiveness!
They can do better than $10, and I hope they do! Rent a Kvetch operated for years in NYC, complaining for people. http://www.cbc.ca/marketplace/pre-2007/files/services/complaining/mattress.html
Let us know if its real! I would hire her to tell my mother in law off in a heart beat!!
It is real. They are working their butts off to care for these horses and need donations. They really do wonderous things for the horses in their care!! Check them out on Facebok and look at the before and after pictures!!!
Actually, it is real! They’re on Facebook under Ohana Rescue.
oh I would love this where do I sign up
Oh yeah!! I need to hire some one to make some phone calls for me to bitch my former employers out!!
I would be willing to do this for some one in the Midwest area, or, CA/NV that is my old stomping ground!
Its real…;)
Ohana is real and they are very hard working people! They work their asses off and give such GREAT care to the horses. Rent a Bitch is real. They want to earn the donations! Please consider giving a donation or renting a bitch for a day. Of course, it would be nice if you could pay more than $10.
Lets give to this and help the ohana rescue they are very real and I have donated and have 2 of there horses and Love them very much..
Hello yes
ooooo I have a few I can think of hmmmmmmm 
Ohana Rescue ROCKS! Where do I sign up?