I’ve had a umm few ads sent to me this week (thanks guys!) and I thought instead of hearing me rant about them all, or potentially missing some and not ranting at all, here are the pics from their ads (click the pics to take you to the ads) and I want to know who you think is the fugliest!
Rank the fuglies!
1. Our first contestant is a (possibly) parrot mouthed, 3 year old H/H stud who will be shot if someone doesn’t buy and geld him.
Also “Coon and pigeon toed. Feet are a problem so might need special shoes.”
2. Contestant number two is a Gypsy Vanner/Appaloosa cross – do I really need to say more?
I suppose I could comment on the draw/side rein perversion being used WHILE JUMPING!!! -hopefully in conjunction with real reins, but if they’re there they’re masters at hiding! And oh good gawd that horse is not black! “Carly is PITCH BLACK” NO! SHE’S NOT! For the bargain price of $14,000 you can “Ride her, breed her or just look at her” FML.
3. “she is hatler broke”
4. Contestant number four is an APHA stallion, free to good home as he “has a lung condition that limits the amount of work he can do” but he has “produced many beautiful babies”. Uhuh.
5. Ok, the ad is actually for this foal’s sire, but how could I not include this? Poor little mini baby!
6. I’m sorry sir, you’ve confused a pony with a CAMEL!
“he looks like a pure breed but no nothing about ponys” – yeah, no shit! Nailed the hammer right on the head there now didn’t ya?
7. This mare is for sale but there is literally no information about her in the ad!